"And that was how I found out."
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
Waiting for the day this happens to me.
This is still my favorite comic to date.
Fuck, that’s me.
In reality it’s all of us when we get off tumblr for food
having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like
prepare for trouble
and make it double
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
despite everything i’m still human
but i think i’m dying here
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
DO YOU SEE THAT SHIRT
"if lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body then so do you"
WHY ISN’T THE SOCIAL JUSTICE PART OF TUMBLR ALL ON THIS
i want it where can i buy it?
there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other
As a Masters student I can vouch for this.
As a scientist I can vouch for this
some debates are only settled when the one holdout scientist finally dies of old age and the other camp just wins by default
DAMN THOSE HIPS!
Can we please talk about this?