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lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

(via theprofessorstrikesagain)

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corntroversy:

737downoverabq:

in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it

(Source: spoontroversy, via casbutthole)

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via boomfandoms)

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cuteballofrage:

akumathedestroy:

chaosangel72:

rokshocka:

Waiting for the day this happens to me.

This is still my favorite comic to date.

Fuck, that’s me.

In reality it’s all of us when we get off tumblr for food

(Source: euclase2, via theprofessorstrikesagain)

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jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

(via casbutthole)

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throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

(Source: supernintendogs, via castiels-feathery-butt)

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despite everything i’m still human
but i think i’m dying here

(Source: littllemissmagic, via mahbucky)

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fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao, via castiels-feathery-butt)

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sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via mahbucky)

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alishalovescats1701:

jimmysnowvakk:

DO YOU SEE THAT SHIRT 

"if lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body then so do you"

WHY ISN’T THE SOCIAL JUSTICE PART OF TUMBLR ALL ON THIS

i want it where can i buy it?

(Source: lionking1107, via casbutthole)

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texts-from-the-bus:

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

As a scientist I can vouch for this

some debates are only settled when the one holdout scientist finally dies of old age and the other camp just wins by default

(via antoinetriplett)

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(Source: cheeerry-bomb, via andrwscottlove)

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inked-sea:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

DAMN THOSE HIPS!

Can we please talk about this?

(via castiels-feathery-butt)

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